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Born Jessica Marie Alba, on Apr 28, 1981, in Pomona, California, USA. Reportedly 5' 7", 34-25-34.
Some people were born for lives of adventure in the untamed jungles of the world. Some were born to endure a grey existence as cheerless office peons. Jessica Alba was born to play hot chick roles for film and TV.
I got a woman's figure when I was 12, and it was intense, she remarked to Us Weekly. All of a sudden, you're viewed as a sex object. Combine that with her Navy family's nomadic lifestyle, it was just a matter of time before this attention-seeking, sexually precocious kid found herself in front of a camera.
Of course, many actresses attract a lot more notice when they turn 18, and Jessica was no exception: she'd been acting since 1994, but it wasn't until 1999's Never Been Kissed and Idle Hands that she became widely visible. Now, at 19, it's pretty hard not to notice her, what with the endless hype for James Cameron's critically acclaimed but very lame and (and surprisingly boring) Dark Angel. And she isn't likely to disappear any time soon, either: even when Dark Angel gets yanked off the airwaves (which, given the high cost of the show and the low ratings after its pilot episode, will probably happen within a season or two), the stench of failure will stick to Cameron, not Alba (since it's the show itself that sucks, not its actors), she isn't so particular about what movies she's in that she winds up not making any like Laura Prepon, doesn't currently have to worry about the ten extra pounds the camera always adds like Michelle Williams, and has a sensuality that's a lot more obvious and accessible than Leelee Sobieski, Katie Holmes, and many of the other new crop of TV and film nymphets.
The only downside as far as her fans are concerned is that with all this going for her already, there's little reason for her to do any nude work (at least, not until after Dark Angel gets cancelled and people start to forget about her), so chances are she won't unless it's something she personally aspires to do.
Also sprach Golem. (More recent commentary below)
The Talented Ms. Alba Monday, September 24, 2007 So Good Luck Chuck had a so-so opening weekend, and some people are starting to wonder why Jessica Alba gets paid so much. But the beauty of being beautiful is that, from Marilyn Monroe onward, youre always a success whether you succeed or not.... Read more
Seriously, When Has There Not Been Something About Jessica? Wednesday, May 23, 2007 Not that Im complaining, but ever since Jessica Alba so solemnly declared that she was done with sexy roles and photoshoots a couple years ago, her roles and photoshoots have not only continued to capitalize on her sex appeal, but have gotten even more sexually suggestive.... Read more
The Agony and the Ecstasy of Coachella 2007 Sunday, April 29, 2007 Coachella is having its regular three-day music festival right now, and I coudnt be more frustrated.... Read more
When the Girl Next Door Has a Lawyer Wednesday, March 1, 2006 When I heard that Jessica Alba was going to be in the next issue of Playboy, I was skeptical an Australian article I read last December reported that she wont even do Maxim anymore, let alone Playboy, as she has become disenchanted with her status as a sex icon. And despite her appearance on the cover, it looks like the skeptics were right.... Read more
The Jessica Alba Reality Show Saturday, January 28, 2006 Lets be honest: As beautiful as Jessica Alba on film might be, she doesnt really have the curves to capture the publics libidinous attentions the way, say, Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson have. But as paparazzi have been demonstrating over the last year, she can be a lot hotter than one might have thought possible when she thinks no ones watching:... Read more
Fantastic Two, Revisited Wednesday, December 7, 2005 Now that the DVD is out, Jessica Alba pervs everywhere want to know: Is that scene where Jessica steps out of the shower in the background and quickly becomes invisible really her naked?... Read more
Fantastic Four Friday, July 8, 2005 The hype for this movie has been so intense and pervasive that even I was beginning to accept that Fantastic Four was already an established pop-cultural landmark before the film was even released, despite the glaringly iffy look and vibe of the trailer. Predictably enough, the general consensus among critics and user comments on the web is that this film is pretty damn awful, especially if youve read the comics. So when I finally got around to seeing the movie myself, I was expecting just that.... Read more
Fantastic Two Saturday, June 4, 2005 Jessica Alba may be determined never to work nude in movies, but plugging for movies is apparently another matter: The former Dark Angel finally shed some light on two of her hitherto unseen assets yesterday at the MTV Movie Awards in an Emperors-New-Clothes type dress reminiscent of Rose McGowans fishnet ensemble at the same event seven years earlier. You can see what all the fuss is about here in the Sacred Pics gallery.... Read more
Sin City Thursday, April 21, 2005 Its Don Quixote meets Pulp Fiction: Three (or so) interweaving and ultra-violent tales of a directionless, burnt-out thug on parole, a directionless, burnt-out cop on the verge of retirement, and a directionless, burnt-out death row escapee who independently seek redemption and meaning by avenging or protecting the fallen women who for a fleeting moment made their lives worthwhile. Stylishly adapted with gory exuberance by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino from the stylishly bloody graphic novels of Frank Miller.... Read more
The Road to Sin City Is Paved with Golden Locks Monday, April 18, 2005 Well, while most TV stars never fully escape the small time stigma of the small screen which is to say their careers already peaked with whatever TV show made them famous Jessica Alba appears to be a much bigger deal now than she ever was before.... Read more
Honey Sunday, December 7, 2003 Plugging her movie on every talkshow and quasi-talkshow seems to have paid off, as Jessica Albas latest effort to crawl out of her post-Dark Angel slump seems to be doing well its opening weekend.... Read more
The Sleeping Dictionary Awakes ... Sort Of Tuesday, February 18, 2003 Weve all waited a long time to see Jessica Alba on the big screen again if only for the possibility that shell appear in the buff to help sever any lingering ties to Dark Angel but it looks like well have to wait even longer.... Read more
Dark Angels Wings Finally Clipped Thursday, May 16, 2002 Well, its official like so many other TV shows before it built on the pseudo-feminist (beautiful) girls kick ass formula, Dark Angel will be going to crappy show heaven after just a couple seasons of no one watching it.... Read more
JESSICA ALBAS FILMOGRAPHY
* Titles in red feature Jessica in the raw *
Film
- Sin City 2 (2010) .... Nancy Callahan
- The Eye (2008) .... Allison
- The Love Guru (2008) .... Jane Bullard
- Awake (2007) .... Sam
- Bill (2007) .... Lucy
- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) .... Susan Storm/Invisible Woman
- Good Luck Chuck (2007) .... Cam Wexler
- Fantastic Four (2005) .... Susan Storm/The Invisible Girl
- Into the Blue (2005) .... Sam
- Sin City (2005) .... Nancy Callahan
- Honey (2003) .... Honey
- The Sleeping Dictionary (2002) .... Selima [nudity by body-double]
- Paranoid (2000) .... Chloe
- Idle Hands (1999) .... Molly
- Never Been Kissed (1999) .... Kirsten Liosis
- P.U.N.K.S. (1998) .... Samantha Swaboda
- Venus Rising (1995) .... Young Eve
- Camp Nowhere (1994) .... Gail
Cable
- Entourage: The Review (2004) .... Herself
Made for Television Movies/Specials
- 17th Annual GLAAD Media Awards (2006) .... Herself
- 2006 MTV Movie Awards (2006; MTV) .... Herself/Host
- Joan & Melissa: Live at the Academy Awards (2006) .... Herself
- Live from the Red Carpet: The 2006 Golden Globe Awards (2006) .... Herself
- Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '06 (2006) .... Herself
- The 63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards (2006) .... Presenter
- The 78th Annual Academy Awards (2006) .... Herself/Co-presenter: Best Sound
- 2005 MTV Movie Awards (2005; MTV) .... Herself/Presenter
- Death of Celebrity (2005) .... Herself/Contributor
- Hot Popcorn: Movie Awards Greatest Moments (2005) .... Herself
- MTV Movie Awards 2005 Pre-Show (2005; MTV) .... Herself
- MTV Video Music Awards 2005 (2005; MTV) .... Herself
- Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '05 (2005) .... Herself
- Sin City: The Premiere (2005) .... Herself
- The Teen Choice Awards 2005 (2005) .... Herself/Attendee
- The Teen Choice Awards 2004 (2004) .... Herself
- Diary (2003; MTV) .... Herself
- MTV Video Music Awards 2003 (2003; MTV) .... Herself
- Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '03 (2003) .... Herself
- The Teen Choice Awards 2003 (2003) .... Herself
- Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '02 (2002) .... Herself/Presenter
- The 54th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (2002) .... Herself
- The Teen Choice Awards 2002 (2002) .... Herself/Presenter
- The Teen Choice Awards 2001 (2001) .... Herself
- Too Soon for Jeff (1996)
Television
- Extra (Mar 2006) .... Herself
- Jimmy Kimmel Live (Feb 3, 2006) .... Herself
- Showbiz Tonight (Nov 11, 2005) .... Herself
- Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (Oct 4, 2005) .... Herself
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien (Sep 29, 2005) .... Herself
- Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (Sep 28, 2005) .... Herself
- Today (Sep 28, 2005) .... Herself
- Total Request Live (Sep 28, 2005; MTV) .... Herself
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Sep 26, 2005) .... Herself
- Corazón de... (Aug 17, 2005) .... Herself
- Corazón de... (Jul 14, 2005) .... Herself
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Jul 7, 2005) .... Herself
- Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (Jun 29, 2005) .... Herself
- Today (Jun 28, 2005) .... Herself
- Last Call with Carson Daly (Apr 1, 2005) .... Herself
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien (Mar 25, 2005) .... Herself
- Late Show with David Letterman (Mar 22, 2005) .... Herself
- Trippin: Costa Rica (2005; MTV) .... Herself
- Trippin: Honduras (2005; MTV) .... Herself
- The View (Jul 7, 2004) .... Herself
- Last Call with Carson Daly (Feb 23, 2004) .... Herself
- The Sharon Osbourne Show (Dec 5, 2003) .... Herself
- Tinseltown TV (Sep 27, 2003) .... Herself
- Punk'd (2003; MTV) .... Herself [uncredited]
- Rock Me Baby: The Difference Between Men and Women (2003) .... Herself
- The Rosie O'Donnell Show (Apr 25, 2002) .... Herself
- E! Rank: 25 Toughest Stars (2002) .... Herself/#17
- The Rosie O'Donnell Show (Nov 12, 2001) .... Herself
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Oct 5, 2001) .... Herself
- The Rosie O'Donnell Show (Feb 12, 2001) .... Herself
- Dark Angel (2000-2002) .... Max Guevera/X5-452 & Sam/X5-453
- The Love Boat: The Next Wave: Remember? (Apr 20, 1998) .... Layla
- Beverly Hills, 90210: The Nature of Nurture (Mar 18, 1998) .... Leanne
- Beverly Hills, 90210: Making Amends (Mar 11, 1998) .... Leanne
- Brooklyn South: Exposing Johnson (Jan 18, 1998) .... Melissa Hauer
- Chicago Hope: Sexual Perversity in Chicago Hope (Mar 11, 1996) .... Maria
- Flipper (1995-1996) .... Maya Graham
- The Secret World of Alex Mack: The Accident (Oct 8, 1994) .... Jessica
- The Secret World of Alex Mack: Hoop War (1994) .... Jessica
- The Secret World of Alex Mack: School Dance (1994) .... Jessica
JESSICA ALBA-RELATED ARTICLES
- Alba wows geeks at Oscars tech fest
Associated Press (Feb 10, 2008) At the first Academy Award presentations of the year, Jessica Alba showed up to present the awards and be gawked at and nerddom was held up as something to celebrate.
- Jessica Alba Paranoid About Breastfeeding
ExtraTV.com (Jan 23, 2008) Jessica Alba is opening up about her pregnancy, talking for the first time since she announced she was engaged and expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren.
- Jessica Alba Is Pregnant
People Magazine (Dec 12, 2007) Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warrens child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
- Jessica Alba, Funnywoman?
Entertainment Weekly (Aug 16, 2007) The 26-year-old actress talks about falls Good Luck Chuck, The Love Guru (a Mike Myers comedy she just signed on for), and...menudo?
- Jessica Alba says she hates to hear no
Associated Press (May 22, 2007) Jessica Alba ranked No. 2 on this years Hot 100 list by Maxim magazine has a rebellious side.
- Jessica Alba Forgives Playboy Over Dispute
Associated Press (Apr 4, 2006)
- Playboy says wont pull Jessica Alba issue
Associated Press (Mar 3, 2006)
- Alba Threatens Playboy Over Cover Pic
The Smoking Gun (Feb 28, 2006) Actress: Magazine wants readers to think shes in a nude pictorial.
- Albas new maxim: lose the lads
The Sydney Morning Herald (Dec 8, 2005) Jessica Alba, Hollywoods reluctant sex symbol, wants to get serious.
- Alba Won't Bare All As Stripper in Film
MSN (Apr 4, 2005) Jessica Alba didn't bare all in Sin City for a good reason she didn't want to answer to her father.
- Dark Victory
TV Guide (Nov 25, 2000) TV's Dark Angel, Jessica Alba, is a beauty who kicks booty.
- Faces & Places Spotlight: Heaven Sent
Us Weekly (Oct 16, 2000) Jessica Alba is a superhero sex symbol in her new series, Dark Angel, but while growing up, her body was her own worst enemy.
- Hell's Angel
Maxim (Oct 2000) Jessica Alba, the sultry star of James Cameron's new action series, Dark Angel, could single-handedly make prime time worth watching again.
- Faces of the Future: Jessica Alba
Cinescape (Sep/Oct 2000) Jessica Alba brings Dark Angel down to earth.
- Fall TV Preview: Dark Angel
Cinescape (Sep/Oct 2000) Cinescape takes an in-depth look at James Cameron's hot new sci-fi/action series.
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